GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon.